In the early morning hours of today, March, 9th, 2014, a Temporal event hit 48 states of the U.S., other parts of the world may be affected soon as well.
Today’s Temporal event caused a whole hour to be lost, at first a few scientists worried that there had been a major abduction by unknown aliens, however as all life in at least 48 states was affected that possibility has been ruled out.
A leading scientist who has been studying the event agreed to talk to us on the condition of anonymity as he wasn’t authorized to talk about the finding.
“The Temporal event of this morning wasn’t unexpected, nor was it rare, these things happen normally twice a year, it’s known as DST. The Temporal event was caused by a little understood part of physics known as Congressional Legislation. Congressional Legislation is not as well understood as Quantum physics, but we’re studying it, we do know that it’s comprised of objects we call ‘Congressmen’, however they keep changing every two to four years, which makes it had to predict how it works.”
When asked about the power of this ‘Congressional Legislation’ and how it affects us, he had this to say:
“Congressional Legislation affects every thing, we haven’t found anything that can stop it… In fact it’s so powerful that if it decided to, it could change the name of every human under its jurisdiction to, say, X9462BT and there wouldn’t be anything we could do about it.
It is also a theoretical possibility that these Congressmen could decide that they, along with Congressional Legislation doesn’t exist, if that happened we don’t know what would take its place.”
Another scientist, giving his name as Emperor Charlie, rebuked that story and offered his own explanation:
“The Temporal event of this morning was the result of decades of experiments! My Temporal Warriors will be arriving as soon as I correct my algorithm, until then you will notice these events twice a year! Soon I shall rule the world!”
As of this time we haven’t heard what actions, if any, the government is taking to limit these Temporal events, however a new tax is likely.