Rumor for Friday, September 13th:
13 leaked documents from 13 secret government spying agencies say that 13 terrorist cells are in 13 cities in 13 states supported by 13 celebrities who are staring in 13 movies due to be released within the next 13 years.
Bonus rumor! The 13 movies that the 13 celebrities star in will each gross $13 million!
Thanks for reading, I hope you got 13 chuckles out of it!