I’ve got a few (bad) Halloween jokes for you tonight!
What sport does Dracula love? Baseball, he’s batty about it!
Dracula, the Wolfman and a witch are in a bar, having a drink. Dracula is drinking a Bloody Mary, the Wolfman is drinking a beer and the witch has a fizzing drink. The witch turns to the Wolfman and asks ‘who’s named Mary these days?’
A vampire walks into a restaurant and asks what’s the daily special are, the waiter turns to him and says ‘we’re only serving stakes today.’
Thanks for reading!