A few Halloween jokes

I’ve got a few (bad) Halloween jokes for you tonight!

What sport does Dracula love? Baseball, he’s batty about it!

Dracula, the Wolfman and a witch are in a bar, having a drink. Dracula is drinking a Bloody Mary, the Wolfman is drinking a beer and the witch has a fizzing drink. The witch turns to the Wolfman and asks ‘who’s named Mary these days?’

A vampire walks into a restaurant and asks what’s the daily special are, the waiter turns to him and says ‘we’re only serving stakes today.’

Thanks for reading!

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