Some days I wonder why I watch the news, there’s never anything interesting, it’s just the same things everyday, murder, idiots and politics… I guess that’s really only two things, isn’t it?
If you cross a street with a chicken, does that answer the age old question?
If a crook gets the book thrown at him, could he request it as an ebook instead?
Which is more accurate, a weather forecaster or a fortune teller?
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