It’s been cold here in Denver, so cold that I thought the internet would freeze. The latest cold snap had left me with time to ponder things, here are a few words of wisdom I’ve thought up:
Weather forecasts are never right… Until you don’t want them to be.
A watched pot only boils after you’ve found something else to do while you’re waiting.
If you don’t want to do something, offer to do it next week, if it’s important someone else will do it, otherwise it’ll wait another week
The best way to waste time is to try to think of something to do.
It’s never too cold for hot chocolate.
I hope you find these words of wisdom both humorous and thought provoking.
Thanks for reading!