Jokes for December 29th

Tonight I have a few jokes for you, most are ones I’ve used in the past, or quite close, but I’ve got two new ones for you as well.

Two flowers are in a bar, having a drink. One flower turns to the other (which happens to be a rose), pulls our a cigar and asks “You got a light, bud?”

A plant is having a birthday, a bunch of its friends decide to throw a surprise party. When the plant walks into the dark room, one of the guests yells “Bud! Lights!”

A young tree was visiting its home during the holidays, its family asked if it was almost done with college, it answered ‘No, I’m branching out.’

A city slicker was visiting a farm, he asked the farmer how things were growing,the farmer said everything was. Coming up roses. The city slicker congratulation end the farm, to which the farmer said “Thing is, I planted beets.”

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Why did mathematician grow a garden? Because he wanted to make a pumpkin Pi.

A turkey went into the restaurant had a large meal, afterwards a waiter asked if it wanted to desert, the turkey replied no thanks I’m stuffed.

I hope these jokes give you a chuckle or two. Please feel free to comment!


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