Here’s a bit of humor for valentines day:
What do you get if you cross a heart with a safecracker?
A heartbreaker!
If the government controlled Valentines day:
You’d be required to buy cards and candy through a government controlled website.
A card would cost two million dollars. A box of candy would cost five million. These would be military grade however.
Roses would be genetically engineered to kill.
Budget shortfalls would mean that valentines day would be paid for six years after the fact.
Thanks for reading!
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