Jokes for February 19th

Tonight I’ve got several good (or maybe bad) jokes for you!

What kind of jewelry is always welcomed at the Olympics?
Rings of course!

What was William Shakespeare’s favorite sport?
Hockey, he even wrote about a puck.

What type of vegetable did the musician add to his music to improve it?
Beets!

Why did the author go digging in his garden?
He was looking for bookworms!

Why did the astronaut take a salad to the moon?
He wanted something to go with the green cheese.

Thanks for reading, I hope you got a chuckle out of these jokes tonight.
Feel free to comment about these jokes.

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