Jokes for February 26th

I’ve got a few jokes for you tonight, there’s puns, cowboys and baseball(not all in the same joke) so let’s get to them!

Long ago there was a cowboy called Slim, in addition to riding herd, he worked at maintaining the telegraph line as an electrician . Eventually Slim retired and went east to visit his cousin in New York.
Slim was warmly received until his cousin asked him why he left the west and Slim replied ” I’m delightfully deranged.”

Why was the baseball team of vampires the best in the league? Because they suck the life out of other team!

How did the bee get the starting pitching job? He raised quite a buzz in spring training.

Why do cowboys make good dog catchers? They got a way with those doggies.

Thanks for reading, I hope you got a few chuckles out of these jokes.

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