I’ve got a few funny jokes for you tonight… I’d as that these jokes are mostly medium funny, I hope you enjoy them!
Why does the punchy boxer always argue with people who talk to ghosts? Because he can’t strike a happy medium!
Giant John, the tallest and fastest giant ever born, tried for many a year to catch a gleeful spirit communicator but they always just managed to elude him, he finally admitted that he couldn’t reach a happy medium.
A paranoid rich man died, with his dying breath he revealed that only a laughing ghost talker could manage to tell his heirs where his will was. After several months of searching, the courts reluctantly admitted that they couldn’t find a happy medium.
Why did the chef cook a meal at a seance in a county that was in civil unrest after he bought a new cookbook?
The recipe said to cook under medium heat.
All right, that last one isn’t the best, but at least it’s slightly funny if you think about it for a moment.
It’s not easy to come up with jokes every week, but I enjoy it, I just ask that you realize some of them aren’t as good as they could be.
Thanks for reading!