Jokes for March 19th

Let’s not waste time tonight, let’s spring into the jokes!

The seasons met at a resturant for their quarterly meeting. They agreed in advance to buy their own lunch. When one of the seasons decided to order something sweet to top off its meal, a wise guy from a neighboring table called out “Look who’s Springing for dessert!”

Why do superheroes like the early part of the year best?
They’re always springing into action!

What season is a mechanic’s favorite season?

A famous chef it cooking furiously to finish a meal for a very important person when he runs out of spices, thinking quickly, he sends his apprentice out to get some seasonings.
A few minutes later the apprentice returns with a sack from a hardware store. “I got my favorite season!” The apprentice declared as he poured the contents on to the counter.
Seeing the pile springs on the counter was too much for the famous chef and he fired his apprentice after putting him in his place. The apprentice was last seen with a spring in his step.

What does March have in common with an old mattress?
They both have Springs!

Thanks for reading, I hope that you’ve gotten a laugh out of these jokes, I know they weren’t as good as some I’ve had and for that I apologize, maybe next week I’ll have a surprise to spring on you.


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