It’s a fact of modern life that if you take a day off from checking your email, it takes you three days to catch up.
If the weather forecasters were any less accurate, they’d be politicians.
If a weather forecaster were to be sixty degrees off, they’d be laughed at and derided. When a politician says something completely false, they just didn’t have all the information (or they’d say you didn’t).
They say you can’t compare apples to oranges, but I believe I’ve figured out a way, all you need is a few more steps. First compare oranges to avocados (or your favorite fruit), then compare apples to kumquats (or another fruit you like), finally compare avocados to kumquats. There you have it, a way to compare apples to oranges.
Thanks for reading!