Jokes for April 2nd

Tonight I’ve got a few quick jokes for you, not many, but hopefully enough to give you a chuckle or at least a smile.

A woman was arrested after buying a jar of powdered sodium and a portable power pack, she was charged with a salt and battery.

Why did the Baker make a good florist? Because he knew his flours.

What do you call a crazy jalapeño? A pepper flake!

A rose was changing a light bulb, after it had unscrewed the dead bulb, it called out to a younger rose pal, “Bud, light!”

Did you hear that the bread is having a bad day? It’s been crumbly!

Did the pitcher enjoy the home opener? He had a ball!

Did the all-star batter enjoy the home opener? He had a blast!

Thanks for reading!

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