Is today the day that we’re overwhelmed by zombies?
As you no doubt have heard by now, Microsoft has declared Windows XP dead, however millions of computers will continue running it (including mine). Since these computers have been declared dead, but are still running, wouldn’t you agree that they are ‘undead’?
In the coming days I expect to see hordes of Windows XP computers shambling down the streets, printing demands for CPUs as they do.
This brings up an interesting question, how do you kill a zombie computer? Can you shoot it? I’m sure a lot of people have wanted to do that anyway over the years. I’m forced to assume that a more drastic step might be needed, such as brandishing a CD with Linux on it in front of the zombies webcam… Wait a minute, that would be for a computer vampire, wouldn’t it?
We’re all doomed, vampire computers are going to be sucking the bytes out of our computing devices! All computers will soon be running Windows XP as they become infected.
While I write this tune in cheek, I’m still going to keep my iPad within arms reach… Just in case. Now where did I leave that silver mouse pad?
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