Jokes for April 16th

I’ve got some good jokes tonight, or bad ones if you prefer. Tonight I’ve got everything from fruits to baseball, chickens to electricians, I’m sure you’ll get a jolt from them!

What do electricians and people who meditate have in common?
They both deal in ohms.

A chicken was the only survivor of a shipwreck, it finally makes it to a desert isle. Deciding to search the isle for signs of life, the chicken walked from one end of the isle to the other and back again. When it returned to where it started it hadn’t found a single sign of life, suddenly a native leaps out of the bushes and exclaims in perfect English “Here’s the double crosser!”

How did the carafe make the baseball team?
It was a pitcher.

What is a clockmakers favorite time of the year?
Spring.

Why doesn’t the watch enjoy spring?
It’s always too wound up.

What did the frustrated seamstress say when she was told that a garment she had recently mended was starting to tear?
Let ‘er rip!

What you put on Breadfruit?
Butterflies

Tonight we’re doing something different, you get to answer this next one:

If wine is made from grapes grown in a vineyard, where does vinegar come from?

I hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes, If you got a laugh or chuckle then I did a good job.
I do have a question for you, do you like a random assortment of jokes like these tonight, or do you prefer themed jokes where they all have something in common? Let me know in the comments below.
Thanks for reading!

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