Jokes for April 23rd

It’s Wednesday night again, time for more jokes!

Why does an electrician deal with surprises better than most people?
He deals with shocks all day.

Why was the mechanic a great chef?
He knew his oils!

What kind of fruit do plumbers enjoy the most?
Plums!

If a house fly goes fly fishing, is it a murderer fly?

Did you hear the jokes that the comedian hotdog told? I won’t repeat them, they’re the wurst!

Why did the chef go to a golf course and a Casino on his day off?
So he could slice and dice.

Why did the chef chop up a dictionary?
Because he loved to mince words.

What does a weather forecaster have in common with an actor? They both know that there’s snow business like show business.

Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes!

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