It’s Wednesday night again, time for more jokes!
Why does an electrician deal with surprises better than most people?
He deals with shocks all day.
Why was the mechanic a great chef?
He knew his oils!
What kind of fruit do plumbers enjoy the most?
If a house fly goes fly fishing, is it a murderer fly?
Did you hear the jokes that the comedian hotdog told? I won’t repeat them, they’re the wurst!
Why did the chef go to a golf course and a Casino on his day off?
So he could slice and dice.
Why did the chef chop up a dictionary?
Because he loved to mince words.
What does a weather forecaster have in common with an actor? They both know that there’s snow business like show business.
Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes!