Jokes for May 7th

Tonight I’ve got a few new jokes, a few old jokes, and a reworked joke.
I hope you enjoy these jokes, let’s play ball!

What do baseballs fear the most?
Bats!

Why is baseball like boxing?
There are lots of hitting going on.

In what career do you get paid to be a thief?
Baseball, the players are always stealing.

Once there was a boy who stole his mothers dishes, one day he was unexpectedly offered a contract with a baseball team. In response to inquires, the team revealed that they were impressed with his ability to steal plates at home.

Why was the florets a world class baker?
She knew her flours.

A man walked into a truck stop and ordered a hamburger, ad an after thought he added “Hold the pickle.”
A few moments later, Harry, the truck stop’s harried short order chef whose was very hairy, came marching out on the kitchen and thrust a dripping cucumber into the man’s hand, saying “Hold your own pickle!”

A city slicker was visiting a farm, he asked the farmer how things were growing,the farmer said everything was. Coming up roses. The city slicker congratulated the farm, to which the farmer said “Thing is, I planted radishes.”

Did you hear about the accident at the candy factory that was run entirely by fruits?
The apples were plums were candied and the strawberries were covered in chocolate.

I never promised good jokes, maybe next week.
Thanks for reading!

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