Random thoughts for May 8th

Rain in May is just as wet as rain in any other month.

With spring fully upon us and threatening to leap into summer any day, it’s time to keep several summer risks on our minds all the time:
1: Dehydration.
2: Sunburns.
3: Wildfires.
4: Worn out bullpens.
5: Grill disasters (burnt food that is).

If the Earth would suddenly start turning in reverse, would time go backward? Would we start aging backward?

If a bird chips in a forest, do the chipmunks eat chocolate chips?

If you break the word chocolate down, you get choc, which sounds like chalk, as well as olate… But chocolate doesn’t taste like chalk no matter how late at night you eat it.

Thanks for reading!

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