Keyboards were made out of real boards?
Chocolate was outlawed?
Mouse pads were homes for mice?
Computer mice were called elephants?
My blog posts made sense?
A hot sauce was made so hot it melted the bottle?
Fingerprints were bright orange?
Potato chips were made out of anchovies?
My humor was normal?
Ice cream was always served boiling?
Bread knives were made out of bread?
I knew the secret to blogging?
That’s all I have for tonight, I hope you get a chuckle or two out of these!