Jokes for May 21st

It’s Wednesday night, joke night!
Tonight we run the gauntlet of topics in these jokes, I hope you enjoy them.

When the programmer turned chef dropped her minicomputer into her desert, she made a Raspberry Pie.

Did you hear about the actor who was involved in an accident at the preserve factory? He became a canned ham.

Why are bloggers good letter carriers? They’re devoted to post(s).

When the contractor needed help getting a fence finished, he turned to bloggers, knowing they were experts in posts.

What do you call a disinterested locksmith?
A keybored!

What was the hat of the world famous chef called?
A cooktop!

Why was the shellfish a poor informer?
It kept clamming up!

Do you know why elephants are rarely seen swimming on tv?
They are always waving their trunks around.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, you should be able to by a Picasso for a few songs.

When the jam maker learned that there was a shortage of apples, he said “That’s just grape.”

I hope you got a chuckle or two out of these jokes.
Thanks for reading!

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