If a chip is a piece of something, why is a piece broken off of a potato chip not a chip of a chip but a crumb?
Chocolate should only be eaten late in the day, otherwise it would be called choco-early.
Weather forecasters should be called whether or not forecasters.
Dough is slang for money,
A nut is someone who is crazy,
There for a doughnut should be someone who’s crazy for money.
If you go on vacation you’re getting away,
Bank robbers also need to get away,
You use a car to get to your vacation,
Bank robbers also use cars to get away,
Vacations cost a lot of money,
Bank robbers steal a lot of money,
Therefore if you go on vacation you have probably just robbed a bank… Or your bank might have robbed you.
Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve gotten a chuckle from these musings.