If cats could change the world, here are a few things that they would insist upon:
- Catnip would grow like weeds everywhere.
- Cream would be readily available for all cats.
- Everyone would stop and scratch any ears that is itchy.
- Anchovies would be served at every meal.
- Cat food would come in three flavors, fish, poultry and mouse.
- All electronic devices would be set down for any cat to walk over\sleep on.
The main employments of humans would be as follows:
- Ear scratcher
- Belly rubber
- Can opener
- Toy maker
- Lap holder
Every meal would consist of:
- A salad of catnip
- A entrée of moist food
- A desert of ice cream would round off the meal
A short list of things that cats would ban:
- Pills and other medication for cats.
- Cloudy days
I hope this post has given you new insight into cats. Please feel free to add to this in the comments.