Tonight I have a few questions you may want to ask your cat.
1. Are you a cat or a kangaroo?
Ask this question if your cat is constantly leaping onto things, such as refrigerators, dressers and bookshelves.
2. Are yo getting paid to destroy things?
This question is related to the last one. No cat can jump up on stuff without the overwhelming desire to knock things off.
3. Are you trying an experiment to see if xyz is breakable?
This question is also related to the first two. You must realize that your cat might be thinking that it’s a great scientist testing a hypothesis that something is or is not breakable.
4. I thought cats were supposed to sleep a lot.
This question is one you’ve undoubtedly asked yourself after playing with your cat for an hour without him or her wearing out the slightest. You are entitled to be surprised when your cat wants to play for another hour after a two minute nap.
5. Don’t you like this new toy?
The correct answer via any cat is: No. Your cat doesn’t care about any toy until you’ve forgotten about it.
6. Are those claws or missiles?
You’ve felt your cat’s claws at least once, you know what I’m talking about.
7. How can you use my tablet?
You may have noticed this, cats seem to have the ability to use a tablet, from turning it on to tapping on icons. You’d think cats would prefer regular computers with mice.
Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed these questions.
Feel free to comment.
P.S. Just a side note, I’ve decided to put my movie ruining posts on hiatus until this fall, or at least next week. Thanks for your understanding.