A test for cats

If you spy a ball of yarn, what do you do?

1: Ignore it, you’ve got better things to do.
2: Bat it around out of boredom.
3: Knock it under a human’s feet to get ther attention to feed you.
4: Play with it wildly to ensure you look cute enough to get more food and a treat.
5: Any of the above.

Correct answer: 5.

You are offered either food or catnip, which do you choose?

1: Catnip.
2: Food.
3: Finagle your way into both.

Correct answer: 3

A human is coming near, do you:

1: Poke around as if hunting to get more food.
2: Run up against them to get catnip.
3: Run underfoot, trip the human and make them feel uilty enough to give you food, catnip and a treat.
4: Any or all of the above.

Correct answer: 4

You’ve just eaten a nice meal, you’re ready to settle in for a nap but you find a human in your preferred spot, do you:

1: Find another place to sleep.
2: Wake the human by knocking something over.
3: Shove the foolish human out of the way and show them who owns that spot.

Correct answer: 3.

You see a fly hovering around the highest self in the room, what do you do?

1: Ignore it, there will be others.
2: Stare at it as you slowly assert your will over it and sraw it to you.
3: Meow loudly until human bats it toward the floor.
4: Find a route that will knock over the most objects.
5: Any of the above.

Correct answer: 6.
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Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed this. Feel free to add your own in the comments!

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