Last week I offered a few tip for the zombie apocalypse. Tonight I’m going to explain how you can easily defend yourself against a werewolf. I hope you enjoy.
As anyone who has watched the Wolfman from 1941, you’ll be aware that anyone can be turned into a werewolf by being bitten by another, standard werewolf knowledge, but the key part comes next “when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is bright’. The key to defeating werewolves forever is to eliminate all wolfbane so it never blooms again, however that is something that shouldn’t be attempted for ethical reasons.
Everyone knows that silver is the only thing that can kill a werewolf, regular bullets and weapons can’t hurt them. So you should surround yourself with silver.
If you learn to toss a silver coin, all you need is a suit and you can look like a 1930s gangster, thus giving you a thin line of defense against a werewolf.
Few people will be able to battle a werewolf with anything silver, so a much better idea is to take Theodore Roosevelt’s advice and carry a large stick, in addition you should carry a large steak. When you encounter any number of werewolves you’ll be ready. Toss the stick as far away as you can, with luck the werewolf or wolves you’re facing will chase it, if not, toss the large steak and take off running while the werewolves fight over it. You have a slight chance to get away.
Now most people know about killing a werewolf with a silver bullet. However from what I’ve been able to find out, most werewolves prefer brandy and vodka over beer.
In conclusion, your best bet to be safe from werewolves is to build yourself a room out of silver and seal yourself inside whenever the moon is full.
Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed this pot. Next I’ll tackle vampires on Thursday.
Have any tips to protect yourself from werewolves? Please comment.