Jokes for November 5th

It’s Wednesday again, where has this week gone? I’m hoping that you are ready for a few jokes. I’ve got a few new jokes and a few old ones, they might be good jokes or bad jokes depending on your tastes.

Whys

Why do crooks always avoid bookstores?
They don’t want to have the book thrown at them.

Joke

A pot roast formed a gang of vegetables to rob banks. Everything went fine until it agreed to let a hog in to the gang. The hog managed to set off an alarm and get captured during a caper. What happened next was inevitable:
The hog squealed, the pot roast found itself out of the frying pan and into the fire as it was given the hot seat and left to stew in its own jucies.
Also the vegetable gang was thrown into the pen with the hog.

Hows

How do you make a snack out of a potato?
You just chip away at it.

Remember these?

A chicken was the only survivor of a shipwreck, it finally makes it to an island. Deciding to search the isle for signs of life, the chicken walked from one end of the isle to the other and back again. When it returned to where it started it hadn’t found a single sign of life, but suddenly a native leaped out of the bushes and exclaimed in perfect English “Here’s the double crosser!”

One night in the old west, a group gathered for a game of poker on the range.
Every player was experienced, but one player kept winning every hand.
The losers kept watching for signs of cheating, but they couldn’t see any.
Finally Mr. Bill Cody said “You’ve got me buffaloed!”

A cowhand went into a fancy restaurant looking for work and was promptly hired as a chef when he told the owner he was home on the range.

I hope you’ve enjoyed these jokes tonight. I’ll have more next week.
Thanks for reading!

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