It’s Wednesday night again, a cold one to be sure, but that’s not deterring me from offering you a few jokes.
What did the rain storm say about the snow storm that was following it?
He’s a flake.
What did the meteorologist say as she studied the radar while the snow storm moved in?
What do you get if you cross a snow storm with a whirlpool?
A polar vortex.
How do you stop a raging snow storm?
Toss it in a polar vortex.
How does a seance leader like her steak?
How do you stop a vampire snowman?
A well done steak in the heart.
A chicken was the only survivor of a shipwreck, it finally makes it to an island. Deciding to search the isle for signs of life, the chicken walked from one end of the isle to the other and back again. When it returned to where it started it hadn’t found a single sign of life, but suddenly a native leaped out of the bushes and exclaimed in perfect English “Here’s the double crosser!”
Why was the mechanic a great chef? He knew his oils!
is this funny?
A man was trying to avoid a lion in the middle of New York, he kept running until he found himself in a bar somewhere in Morocco, he asked the bartender if he knew how to make a lion vanish.
The bartender thought for a moment, then nodded and burst into song.
Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed at least one of these jokes.
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