Wacky wisdom

Tonight I’ve got a few choice bits of wisdom for you, or at least what sounds like wisdom:

When the weather turns cold, start a fire.

If you wonder if the NSA is listening to you, just imagine if you were a fly on their wall.

Don’t confuse candles with candies.

The only time you should steal is during a baseball game and you’re on base.

Winter is all about snow busness.

The best package handlers are boxers.

‘The best advice I can give any tailor is not to get hung up with hangers.’

A plant stand is not a good place to sit.

If the book gets thrown at you, read it. Yu might learn something.

Food should be good, when it is, eat it.

I hope you’ve enjoyed these few bits of ‘wisdom’. Feel free to cmment.
Thanks for reading!

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