Jokes for December 10th

It’s Wednesday night again and I’ve got some great new jokes for you, or at least some jokes I enjoy. I hope you enjoy these as well.


Long ago, a family named Hall went west to seek their fortune gold mining.
Everything went smoothly for them until December when they got into a gun fight with some claim jumpers. The claim jumpers were horrible shots and didn’t manage to hit any of the Halls before they ran out of ammo. The Halls weren’t any better shots, soon they were forced to duke it out. The claim jumpers won as they Decked the Halls.


How does a boxer finish his laundry?
He throws in the towel.


What do you call someone who is crazy about hot chocolate?
A coconut!

What kind of candy do accountants enjoy?


Why do carpenters always have the best decorated houses?
They are pros when it comes to decking.

Why should you never ask an actor to decorate your house?
They always take all the boughs.

Old favorites

Why do musicians make great chefs?
They know how to do a beat.

Why do mechanics cook the best omelets?
They know how to fix the beaters.

Which is safer to be near, a ripe avocado or a ripe strawberry?
A ripe avocado, strawberries are always getting into jams.

Thanks for reading, I hope you’ll join me again for next week for more fun jokes.

Do you have anything to say?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s