Welcome to my first joke post of 2015! It’s the first Wednesday of the new year, so I have all new jokes for you tonight. I’m not saying they are great jokes, but I like them.
Did you hear about the lawyer who quit his practice to pick fruit?
Yeah, it was a plum job.
Did you hear about the chef who wanted to make pasta from zucchini?
His boss didn’t like the idea, so the chef had his spaghetti squashed.
Did you hear about the gift packaging plant that closed?
It’s owner just said: it’s a wrap.
What did the dog’s house need after a bad storm?
A new woof.
Why did the chauffeur become a caddy?
The golfer wanted a good driver.
That’s it for tonight, sorry there weren’t more jokes tonight.
Thanks for reading.