Jokes for April 8th

Baseball season has started, so I’m presenting you with enough baseball jokes to field a team with!

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Whys:

Why do catchers hate pitchers who are vampires?
They drive the catcher batty.

Why do matches make terrible batters?
They always strike out.

Why do chefs make the best baseball managers?
They are great with batters.

Why did the baseball team hire a jeweler to mow the field?
They wanted someone who knew about diamonds.

Why did the clock make the baseball team?
Because he had spring in his gait.

Why did the cookie baker try out for the baseball team?
He had a great cutter.

What’s:

What kind of pitch do electricians prefer to throw?
Ground balls.

More humor:

The clock made the baseball team because he had spring in his step.
When the baseball player went to Los Vegas, he won big at cards, he had an ace on his side.
When the mechanical pencil tried out grow the baseball team, it got the lead out.
The  soufflé chef couldn’t make the baseball team as manager because he couldn’t get the batter up.
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These might not be the best jokes, but they are baseball jokes.
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