Jokes for April 22nd -updated

i have a few new jokes for you tonight, not as many as normal, I’ve been too busy lately to come up with many jokes.

Why are butter knives always in jail?
They are always in a jam.

Whenever any cutlery was trouble, they always turned to the butter knife for help as it was always in and out of jams.
Whenever a kitchen spy was needed, the butter knife was the logical choice, seeing as how it was a slippery character.
When the squash landed in a tub of butter after trying to walk a high wire it was warned not to, everyone said it was a butter nut squash.
When the baker turned a head of lettuce into rolls, he said his dough was rich.

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