Jokes for April 22nd -updated

i have a few new jokes for you tonight, not as many as normal, I’ve been too busy lately to come up with many jokes.
Why:

Why are butter knives always in jail?
They are always in a jam.

Whens:
Whenever any cutlery was trouble, they always turned to the butter knife for help as it was always in and out of jams.
Whenever a kitchen spy was needed, the butter knife was the logical choice, seeing as how it was a slippery character.
When the squash landed in a tub of butter after trying to walk a high wire it was warned not to, everyone said it was a butter nut squash.
When the baker turned a head of lettuce into rolls, he said his dough was rich.
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