Jokes for May 27th

I haven’t felt very funny this past week, but I’ve managed to come up with a few jokes for you, they might not be the best, but if nothing else you should be able to laugh at how bad they are! I hope you enjoy!

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Which is better?

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(The following jokes are all basically the same, which one do you prefer?)

What happened when the automaton purchased a canoe?

It became a row-bot.
When the android was put to work on the long boat, he became a row-bot.
What did the inventor call his self propelled drone that was build into a yacht?

The row-bot.

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Jokes:

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An elephant, a walrus and a priest walked into a bar at dawn, the bartender glanced around, sighed and said, ‘looks like it’s going to be a funny day.’

While traveling through space, a fearless astronaut named Alexander discovered a mysterious asteroid that seemed to be hollow. Further investigation showed him that it wasn’t an asteroid after all, but a bell made out of gram crackers. When the astronaut reported his findings to Earth, he became famous. Everyone was talking about Alexander’s gram bell.

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Failed joke.

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(This joke didn’t work out right, any suggestions on how to fix it?)
A werewolf was looking forward to attending a baseball game, he had won a ticket that included a chance to get a picture taken with the stars of the team, unfortunately for the werewolf he tripped and fell against the mascot, which was an old star with a bat, just as the moon rose. The headline said it all ‘Silver slugger knocks out wolf.’

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 I hope you enjoyed these jokes and puns. Next week I’m hoping to have better jokes.

Thanks for reading!

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