Its Wednesday night again, time for a few jokes. I have fewer than normal this week, but I think they are better than last week, I hope you’ll agree.
A cow, a politician and a warmonger walked into a stable. The cow turned to the stable hand and said “they think I’m a horse!”
The stable hand replied, “That’s odd, but I can’t get involved.”
The politician said “any animal with four legs is a horse, a ketchup is a vegetable.”
The stable hand smiles, “Is that so? I don’t agree, but I can’t get involved.”
The warmonger turns to the stable hand and whispers “I know that cow isn’t a horse, but this is the only way I can get that politician’s goat.”
The stable hand glances around, then replies in a whisper “You’re too late, the politician’s goat got loose yesterday.”
A gardener, a chef and a ninja walk into a museum of fine art. They are told admission is free, but leaving is another matter.
The gardener walks out an hour later after giving the guards a leaf. The chef soon follows, tossing the guard a salad. The ninja laughs and says “now there are none that can chuck me out of here.”
Why did the used car salesman get upset after crushing the defective cars on a hot day?
Because he couldn’t make lemons into lemonade.
How do you repair a defective car?
You give it lemonade.
Why are lemons always sour?
Everyone always wants their help, or in other words, lemonade.
That’s all for tonight, I hope you enjoyed these jokes.
Thanks for reading!