Jokes for September 2nd

 It’s Wednesday night again, time for a few jokes! It’s also nearly the end of summer and I have some bad jokes to get rid of. Sorry there aren’t more. I hope you enjoy them!

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What do politicians do when they retire?
They become balloonists.

A super hero and a chef were walking down a deserted road in the countryside. As they passed an abandoned house, they began debating who was the strongest.
 The super hero said he could knock the abandoned house down with one finger.
The chef claimed he didn’t even need to raise a finger to destroy the house. The super hero told the chef to prove it. The chef smiled and waited, confidently.
 Five minutes later the abandoned house was utterly destroyed and the demolition crew was leaving right on schedule.

A priest was walking along a dark road late one night, as he passed by Jose’s Avocado hut, he tripped, landed in a pile of discarded avocados and shouted “Holy Guacamole!”

What happens when summer turns into a crook?
Summer takes a fall.

Why did the candy bar hate the hammer?
Because chocolate chips.

 What happens when frozen cream start serving drinks?
It becomes an ice cream bar. 

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 Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed these jokes tonight, next week I’ll try to have better ones.

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