Jokes for September 16th

its another Wednesday night and I have a few jokes for you. As I’m just getting back into blogging after a week off, I don’t have quite as many as I’d like, but I think they might be funnier, I hope you agree.

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Jokes, riddles and humor

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The farmer thought he had it made when the ufo crashed in his corn field, but the video he took was grainy.

When the home builder quit and started guiding people down rivers on homemade barges, why was no one surprised?
Because he knew a lot about rafters.

Why are farmers the worst sources for ufo film?
It’s always grainy.

How did the convicted farmer get spared a jail sentence?
The judge kamut-ed it.

When the farmer turned judge tossed out a sentence, he joked that he kamuted it.

What do carpenters know about lasers?
Well, they are pros when it comes to beams.

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I hope you enjoyed these jokes tonight.

 While I know a joke that has to be explained isn’t normally funny, I know that some of you reading this may not understand the jokes with kamut in them. Kamut is an ancient grain, pronounced Kah-moot.

 Thanks for reading, I hope you managed to get a chuckle from these jokes tonight.

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