Jokes for November 11th

It’s Wednesday night, that means it’s time for some jokes! I only have a few for you tonight, also they are likely very bad jokes, but they should still be worth a chuckle.

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Why did the knife think it was a ship?
It was a cutter.

When the architect became a star quarterback, everyone said it was because of his huts, regardless of whether or not they were in Omaha.

A politician, a CEO and a pigeon walked out not a flower shop. The pigeon hopped out not a stool, looked at the florist and said “Don’t look at me, I’m not with those crooks.”

A farmer and a hockey player chase a kid into a restaurant, after several tables are knocked over, the hockey play grabs the kid, turns to the farm and says “I’ve finally got your goat.”

How do you know if a gallon of milk has gone bad?
A good place to start is wanted posters.

Why did the knife take up tightrope walking?
Because he wasn’t dull.

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Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed these jokes!

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