Jokes for Wednesday December 2nd

It’s Wednesday night, so it’s time for a few jokes. I don’t have very many jokes to night, but I hope you enjoy them.
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Why wasn’t the snowman worried about the snow shovel?
He had ice in his veins.

Was the snowman afraid of the snow shovel?
He was frozen stiff.

Why is a melting snowball like a spy?
They both came in from the cold.

Why did the snowball become a rouge spy?
Because is was out in the cold.

A priest, a snowman and a farmer walk into a police station in Hawaii to report a crime. The farmer and priest enjoy the warmth, while the snowman says “I feel like I’m being grilled.”

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I hope you managed a chuckle or two from these jokes.

Thanks for reading!

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