It’s Wednesday night, so it’s time for a few jokes. I don’t have very many jokes to night, but I hope you enjoy them.
Why wasn’t the snowman worried about the snow shovel?
He had ice in his veins.
Was the snowman afraid of the snow shovel?
He was frozen stiff.
Why is a melting snowball like a spy?
They both came in from the cold.
Why did the snowball become a rouge spy?
Because is was out in the cold.
A priest, a snowman and a farmer walk into a police station in Hawaii to report a crime. The farmer and priest enjoy the warmth, while the snowman says “I feel like I’m being grilled.”
I hope you managed a chuckle or two from these jokes.
Thanks for reading!