I hope your new year is going well. Tonight I have a few jokes, puns and other humor for you, I hope you enjoy!
What did the snowman say when the polar vortex hit?
When a comedian followed the instructions in a book to become a super hero, everyone said it was something out of a comic book.
Why did the movie studio suddenly start only making movies with canines in them?
Because it went to the dogs.
Why did the bottle company close its doors?
Because they were a jar.
Which of the two jokes below is better?
Why did the gambler start a snow removal business?
Because you can clean up with snow.
Why did the gambler in Alaska start a snow removal business?
He said it was a sure bet.
I hope at least one of these made you chuckle. I apologize for any formatting errors, I’m having a bit of trouble with the WordPress app tonight.
Thanks for reading!