Humor for January 20th

I don’t have many jokes tonight, but I hope you enjoy these four.

   

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What did the politician say when a natural disaster destroyed a detergent factory that was on top of a hill?

 That it was a slippery slope.

   

What did the pretzel maker say when he robbed a bank?

Stick ’em up, I’ve got plenty of rods!

  

Why was everyone surprised that the pretzel maker robbed a bank on a tv show?

That it was a great twist.

  

Why did the crook sell a weaver a sheep?

He wanted to fleece him.

   

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 Thanks for reading, I hope to have a lot more jokes next week.

Sorry for an error with the title at first, autocorrect has a mind of its own tonight.

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