I don’t have many jokes tonight, but I hope you enjoy these four.
What did the politician say when a natural disaster destroyed a detergent factory that was on top of a hill?
That it was a slippery slope.
What did the pretzel maker say when he robbed a bank?
Stick ’em up, I’ve got plenty of rods!
Why was everyone surprised that the pretzel maker robbed a bank on a tv show?
That it was a great twist.
Why did the crook sell a weaver a sheep?
He wanted to fleece him.
Thanks for reading, I hope to have a lot more jokes next week.
Sorry for an error with the title at first, autocorrect has a mind of its own tonight.