Humor for January 27th

It’s the last Wednesday night in January, where has the month gone?

 I’ve managed to come up with a few jokes for you, I hope you enjoy them!

 

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What did the yacht captain say when he discovered a pile of flat stones on the deck?
“I’ve always wanted to be a skipper.”
 

Why did the conman always avoid straight streets?

Because he was crooked.
 

What exercise do chefs prefer?

Flapjacks.
 

How do you tell the difference between frozen water and a crazy politician?

One flake is snow and the other is all for show.

 

Why are pancakes a liability for politicians?

Because they are always flip flopping. 

 

How do undecided chefs choose a politician to back?

He flips a pancake.

 

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 I hope these jokes gave you a chuckle and a smile.

 Thanks for reading!

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