It’s the last Wednesday night in January, where has the month gone?
I’ve managed to come up with a few jokes for you, I hope you enjoy them!
What did the yacht captain say when he discovered a pile of flat stones on the deck?
“I’ve always wanted to be a skipper.”
Why did the conman always avoid straight streets?
Because he was crooked.
What exercise do chefs prefer?
How do you tell the difference between frozen water and a crazy politician?
One flake is snow and the other is all for show.
Why are pancakes a liability for politicians?
Because they are always flip flopping.
How do undecided chefs choose a politician to back?
He flips a pancake.
I hope these jokes gave you a chuckle and a smile.
Thanks for reading!