Believe it or not, it’s Wednesday night again, which means it’s time for some humor! I hope you enjoy this mix of old jokes and new ones!
When the bread was looking for a volunteer to free the butter, he was surprised when the egg spoke up and said: “I’ll spring the butter, I may crack under pressure however.”
The clock made the baseball team because he had spring in his step.
Why did the crook hire a clock to lead a jailbreak in mid March?
The clock was ready to spring ahead.
When the crackpot invented a robot made out of clocks, he claimed that his invention was moving technology ahead by a spring.
When the investigator found a clue, he quickly declared it to be something fishy, though he could never explain what a red herring was doing in a tuna cannery.
When the investigators discovered a clue in the dugout, one of them couldn’t help springing to a conclusion.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes.
Thanks for reading!