Baseball season started this week, so I thought I’d present you with a few baseball jokes tonight. I hope you enjoy them!
How did the rookie become the fans favorite player on the team?
He was a hit.
Did the baseball player enjoy his career?
He had a ball.
How important was the home opener?
It was key.
Why do baseball pitchers make excellent bowlers?
Because they know how to throw strikes.
Why was the baseball team of vampires the best in the league?
Because they suck the life out of other team!
Why was a strangler the best player playing against vampires?
Because he choked up on the bats!
Why was a zombie baseball team always the worst of league?
Because they’re always looking for new brains.
I hope these jokes gave you a chuckle.
Thanks for reading, now play ball!