Humor for May 4th

It’s another Wednesday night, so it’s time for some humor! The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday, so I came up with a few new horse racing related jokes, along with a few old standbys. I hope you enjoy them!

 

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Classics 

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When the jockey ate a pastry before every race, people began to say he was a dough nut.

 

Why did the jockey carry a horse shoe at night?

Because he couldn’t carry a lucky star.

 

While flipping pancakes, a chef was asked what horse would win the derby, he said it was a toss up.

 

When the vampire lost his bet on the derby for the hundredth time, it drove him batty.

 

Why do vampires hate horse races?

Because of the stakes.

  

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New jokes

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What kind of hats do jockeys prefer?

Derbies.
 

How many hats do horse jockeys own?

Three crowns.
 

What did the dentist tell the jockey he needed at his next visit?

A triple crown.
 

Why can jockeys always find who they are looking for in a forest?

They know a few things about tracks.

 

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That’s all the humor I have for tonight.

Thanks for reading!

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