It’s another Wednesday night, so it’s time for some humor! The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday, so I came up with a few new horse racing related jokes, along with a few old standbys. I hope you enjoy them!
When the jockey ate a pastry before every race, people began to say he was a dough nut.
Why did the jockey carry a horse shoe at night?
Because he couldn’t carry a lucky star.
While flipping pancakes, a chef was asked what horse would win the derby, he said it was a toss up.
When the vampire lost his bet on the derby for the hundredth time, it drove him batty.
Why do vampires hate horse races?
Because of the stakes.
What kind of hats do jockeys prefer?
How many hats do horse jockeys own?
What did the dentist tell the jockey he needed at his next visit?
A triple crown.
Why can jockeys always find who they are looking for in a forest?
They know a few things about tracks.
That’s all the humor I have for tonight.
Thanks for reading!