Humor for May 18th

This has been a quick week again and I’m afraid I’ve neglected my blog so far, sorry about that.

 I’m doing something a bit different for my jokes tonight, let me know what you think of it. I’m taking an old joke of mine and trying to change it around and make it funnier.

 

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Old joke

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A city slicker was visiting a farm, he asked the farmer how things were growing, the farmer said everything was coming up roses. The city slicker congratulated the farmer, to which the farmer said “Thing is, I planted beets.”

 

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New jokes

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 Joe was hiking through the countryside seeing what he could see. As he walked down a dirt roar, he saw a man in coveralls standing next to a rusty tractor and staring at the field.

  Joe asked how things were growing, the man in the coveralls just shrugged and pointed to a few plants that were in bloom next to a pile of boards.

 Roses? Joe asked.

The man in the coveralls turned to Joe and said “What do I know about plants? Yesterday I had a house here!”

 

 Alfred was riding his bike in a ten day race when he lost his way. As he peddled along a deserted back road, he saw a man in a field. With a sigh of relief he rode up to the fence and asked for directions.

 After the farmer helped Alfred, Alfred asked how the farm was doing. The farmer scratched his chin and replied that everything was growing like weeds.

That’s good, Alfred replied. Thing is, the farmer drawled, I planted vegetables. Now beet it.

 

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 I hope you got a chuckle out of these jokes. Thanks for reading!

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