Jokes for July 20th

It’s Wednesday night again, but tonight I did manage to come up with a few jokes. Since politics are all you hear about right now, I have some political jokes for you, enjoy!


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What did the seal have to do when it ran for office?

Jump through hoops. 

What happened when the power plant worker ran for president?

He electrified the electorate.

What happened when the mortician wanted to be senator?

He buried the opposition.

Why wasn’t the zombie nominated to run for office?

He just didn’t have any brains.

Did the cowboy running for officer get many people at his events?

Yes, he roped them in.




I hope these jokes gave you a chuckle, thanks for reading!

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