Ever wonder what Shakespeare would have said about this years Olympics? I have the answer.
To bees or not two bees, that is the question… The answer is no, those are two Zika carrying misquotes!
Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him so well… Unless he was doping, in that case I never met the guy.
Better three hours too soon than a minute late… Unless you show up at the wrong event.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks, there be steroids in the air!
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark… Luckily we’re in Rio.
ll that glisters is not gold, there are silver medals too.
Now is the winter of our discontent in Rio, though these are the Summer games, geography is odd that way.
Tempt not a desperate man, lest a whole country gets banned for doping.
A man can die but once, but he can miss out on a gold medal many times.
I hope you enjoyed these updated quotes. Thanks for reading!