Thursday night jokes

These jokes should have been for yesterday, but this week is going fast and I forgot.

 

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How do you scare a ghost?

Tell it the choices in the election.

 
 

What do you get if you cross a politician with a vampire… oops, sorry those are the same thing.

 

What happened when the politician hired a spirit as its campaign manager?

The politician had a ghost of a chance at winning.

 

What did everyone ask after two witches ran against each other for office?

Which witch won?

 

Why did the monsters all refuse to celebrate Halloween this year?

They were too scared of the political campaigns.

 

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I hope you enjoyed these jokes. Thanks for reading!

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