Jokes for a Thursday night

I promise missed you a few jokes tonight, so here they are, enjoy!

 

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Why do vampires enjoy elections?

They always need fresh blood.

 

 How many politicians does it take to make a joke?

Just one, every politician is a joke to begin with.

 

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That’s all I could come up with tonight, thanks for reading.

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