When is Thursday like Wednesday? When I lose track of the days. While that might not be a good joke, it is, unfortunately, the truth, somehow I forgot that last night was Wednesday night.
I’ve decided to bring back a few old jokes for tonight, since it’s almost winter, I thought you might enjoy these snowy jokes.
Why did the gambler start a snow removal business?
Because you can clean up with snow.
Why did the gambler in Alaska start a snow removal business?
He said it was a sure bet.
Was the snowman afraid of the snow shovel?
He was frozen stiff.
Why is a melting snowball like a spy?
They both came in from the cold.
Why did the snowball become a rouge spy?
Because is was out in the cold.
A priest, a snowman and a farmer walk into a police station in Hawaii to report a crime. The farmer and priest enjoy the warmth, while the snowman says “I feel like I’m being grilled.”
That’s all for tonight, I hope you enjoyed the jokes, thanks for reading!